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question markWhat's Your Funny Name?

The following is an excerpt from the children's book Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey. The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names. Follow the instructions to find your new name. (Example: George Washington - "O" is Goober and "A" is Apple + "H" is shorts = Goober Appleshorts).

Find your new first name Find your new last name
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name
APOOPSIE AAPPLE AHEAD
BLUMPY BTOILET BMOUTH
CSNOTTY CGIGGLE CFACE
DGIDGET DBURGER DNOSE
ECRUSTY EGIRDLE ETUSH
FGREASY FBARF FBREATH
GFLUFFY GLIZARD GPANTS
HCHEESEBALL HWAFFLE HSHORTS
ICHIM-CHIM ICOOTIE ILIPS
JSTINKY JMONKEY JHONKER
KFLUNKY KPOTTY KBUTT
LBOOBIE LLIVER LBRAIN
MPINKY MBANANA MTUSHIE
NZIPPY NRHINO NCHUNKS
OGOOBER OBUBBLE OHINEY
PDOOFUS PHAMSTER PBISCUITS
QSLIMY QTOAD QTOE
RLOOPY RCHUCKLE RBUNS
SBUTTERCUP SPIZZA SFANNY
TTULEFEL TGERBIL TSNIFFER
UDORKEY UCHICKEN USPRINKLES
VSQUEEZIT VPICKLE VKISSER
WOPRAH WGIZZARD WSQUIRT
XSKIPPER XTOFU XHUMPERDINK
YDINKY YGORILLA YBRAINS
ZZSA-ZSA ZSTINKER ZJUICE